What is the definition of Portions Alpha Male Skin Cells?

Alright, let's dive into this one word that's as confusing as a cat trying to explain why it prefers tuna salad over chicken wings. "Portions alpha male skin cells" are like the exclusive club of skin cells that only the most dashing (or, in this case, the most...unfashionable) guys can indulge. They're the kind that only show up on men's grooming manuals, and they're basically the ultimate show-off of self-love. But let's get a bit edgy: "The alpha male skin cells decided to steal the spotlight and now everyone's asking, 'Is it just me or does the alpha male skin cell look like a cross between a glittery, self-assured meme and a 1970s hairdo?'" 😅